okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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