they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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