We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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