Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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