So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Green mimosas i think yes
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
