it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
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