smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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