just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Randomize
