best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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