office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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