All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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