it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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