I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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