are you still at the devil's house?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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