Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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