is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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