god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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