i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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