If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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