Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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