Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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