As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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