where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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