you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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