Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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