Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
