the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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