Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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