Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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