I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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