ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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