we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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