I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Don't make out with my wife yet
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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