he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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