So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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