Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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