That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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