it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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