.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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