let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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