It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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