I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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