Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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