nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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