I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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