never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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