i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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