I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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