If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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