My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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