I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you didnt know i had herpes?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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