Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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