Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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