People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sext me about skeletons
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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