Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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