we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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