"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Congratulations! We have a period
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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