Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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