if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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