I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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