you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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