spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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